Why Katherine Calls Me Dom Deloise
Published on April 30, 2004 By Joel Hynoski In Blogging
Here's the thing. My father is very overweight. I'm talking over 300. Nothing against him, he's just a big man. My mother is slim. Genetically, what can I rely on? I was always thin growing up. I've always been mostly fit, except for the asthma.

Until I was 30, I could eat whatever I wanted and not put on weight. I was skinny. Too skinny sometimes (particularly when I was studying during my Honours year at University, and subsisting on ramen and coffee and coke...) but skinny. I never really worked out with weights. Yeah, I swam about 1km a day and rode my bike to and from uni, but that was about it.

Then I hit the 30 year old metabolic wall. I still don't understand what happened, but I started to put on the pounds. Not heaps, mind you, but enough. My wife and I moved to the USA, and I put on 15 pounds.

Let me have a brief aside here. I grew up in New York city, until I was 7 years old. My earliest and some of the fondest memories involved my family and my grandparents and doing various things as a kid. So I get here to the US and I see all the great stuff that I used to eat as a child: Hersheys, candy corn, Oreos, Eggos and all of that good, healthy food.

I'm also a bit to blame: I stopped working out for a while when I got here.

Anyways, to cut a long story short, I started going back to the gym about a year and a half ago, got a personal trainer to whip me into shape, and I'm in decent shape now. I have about 5 or so extra pounds of fat I'd like to shed, but for the most part I'm happy. Maybe 10 pounds. I have good musculature now and I'm stronger than I ever have been in my life.

I was standing in the shower the other day getting ready for the gym and had this depressing thought: I will have to do this for the rest of my life. There's no finishing line (except death), there's no end goal...once I reach my goal it has to be maintained which takes -- you guessed it -- more working out. So for the rest of my life (as long as that may be) I will be working out daily. I will be careful about what I eat and not snack as much. I'll avoid things like chocolate (#1 weakness) and pizza and fast food.

I hope it won't be as obsessive as I am about it now. Currently I go to the gym about 2 hours, 5 days a week. I do about an hour of weights and almost an hour of cardio. Sometimes I'm really tired of it and I want to crawl up in a ball and cry. I know it's worth it and if it was easy to get in shape and have a great body then everyone would have it. Still...I will have to do this the rest of my life.

Sobering. Challenging.

And Katherine calls me Dom DeLoise. Hmmm.

Comments
on May 03, 2004
Whatever, Joel is not even a bit chubby. I am the one who needs to go on a starvation diet! Argh! I feel like a bitch, I was only joking when I called him Dom DeLouise, it was to get him back for calling me Ricki Lake!
on May 03, 2004
One more thing...

What do you think about Joseph Wilson's new book about the Bush administration [alleged] leak of his wife's identity as a CIA operative? What do you think about the leak, pending idictment, FBI investigation?
Check out this NYTimes first look at the book:
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/01/books/chapters/chapter-wilson.html

Just interested in a Liberal Aussie's thoughts on the subject.